You've just been arrested and been taken to a death row prison in Texas. The prison is surrounded by an electric fence. What was you're crime & how do you intend on escaping? Ask a question back?
&& you would get rid of twilight? damn girl i love you!
Certainly wasn’t a grammar crime. =] It was probably arson.
Today, I read on MLIA on how someone realized that two years ago, in the year of the cow, we had mad cow disease. Then in the year of the chicken, avian flu. And now, in the year of the pig, swine flu. I then realized that in 2012, it's the year of the dragon. Now I know why the world is going to end. MLIA.
Today, I learned that the characters from Spongebob are supposed to represent the seven deadly sins: Patrick for Sloth, Squidward for Wrath, Sandy for Pride, Mr Krabs for Greed, Gary for Gluttony, Plankton for Jealousy, and Spongebob for Lust. Mind blown. MLIA.
What's the deal with your weird body pain issues? Has anyone ever figured out what's wrong with you?
My weird body pain issues need their own episode on Life’s Greatest Mysteries, I swear. I’ve had MRIs of my back, neck, and head, with no results, then my health insurance said I needed to do physical therapy, so I did that, and it seemed to work, but after awhile, everything reverted back to how it was. Finally got in to see a neurologist, got a spinal tap, and guess what? NO RESULTS! I know I have carpal tunnel in my right wrist, but my entire left side is an utter mystery.
Who's your favorite local band and why, for god sakes why?
If you had asked me this a year ago, I would have said Empires easily, because they’re amazing, hard working musicians who impress me every time they put out new music.
But now that I’ve been a part of the local scene for awhile now and had the opportunity to see/meet a lot of the local acts, it’s nearly impossible to say which I like the best. Some favorites though are:
Treaty of Paris
Lucky Boys Confusion
State and Madison
Company of Thieves